WHAT I'VE LEARNED BY GOING TO THE GYM

  1. The people at the front desk do not want to say hello to you; no, it doesn't matter how nice you are.
  2. Whoever chooses the music definitely hates you.
  3. Guys are not shy about making gross noises.
  4. Some people really like cologne.
  5. Couples who work out together do not stay together.