WHAT PEOPLE WOULD THINK OF ME IF THEY DUG THROUGH MY GARBAGE AND RECYCLING

  1. I drink too much whiskey
    True
  2. I go through a lot of Keurig cups
    True
  3. I never use glasses because I go through so many disposable cups
    Untrue; I always drink whiskey in a glass...the disposable cups are for everything else. To be fair, there are a lot of disposable cups.
  4. I'm addicted to Gatorade, Powerade, and Vitamin Water
    True
  5. I never eat
    Untrue; I just never eat at home
  6. Every few months, I throw away a ton of Tupperware containers full of random leftovers instead of washing them
    Sadly, it's true