YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN LOS ANGELES WHEN...

  1. Somebody you've just met tells you about their new agent.
  2. Every menu offers gluten free, vegetarian, vegan, vegan-optional, paleo, raw food, paleo-vegan, fruitarian, anti-inflammatory, and low calorie options.
  3. A guy at the next table in a restaurant just keeps repeating the words "web series."
  4. Outdoor cafés are crowded at 11am on a Tuesday.
  5. Every person you know is "writing a pilot," or "filming a pilot," or "developing a pilot," or "shopping a pilot."
  6. You know children named Jonah and Brayden.
  7. It's 90 degrees outside, and dudes are wearing knit caps.