YOUR FACEBOOK EVENT INVITES

  1. Your friend's birthday party at a good bar
  2. Your friend's shitty birthday party at a Dave & Busters
  3. Your friend's shitty burlesque show with gross people
  4. Your friend's shitty band
  5. Your friend's shitty comedy show
  6. An invite to watch your friend on The Big Bang Theory, because some entitled asshole actually thinks you give a fuck about their 3 lines on a mediocre tv show
  7. Burlesque show with hot people