Things I still suck at as an adult

When you grow up their are certain expectations of things you'll just magically know how to do or become good at doing when you become an adult, I found out the hard way that wasn't the case. So basically I'm just a child with a credit card and car and that can legally make poor choices but will then be held accountable for them
  1. Opening my mail
    by the time I get that envelope open it will look like it went through the paper shredder or was opened by a very small child, I used to always laugh at letter openers thinking they served no purpose except maybe as a murder weapon but here I am considering buying one now
  2. Parallel Parking
    Still not sure how I managed to do it for my driving test but that was a one time miracle, I will literally park 6 blocks away from where I need to go just to avoid having to parallel park
  3. Grocery shopping
    I walk around the store (or sprint jump onto my cart and ride it as a bobsled) fully knowing I need to buy food to make meals and think about my eating habits and making them healthier but I always still end up with a cart full of little Debbie items and pizza rolls
  4. Ordering food at restaurants
    I still have no idea what these fancy cooking terms mean or if this typically contains something I don't like but my parents aren't here to translate the menu for me so I'll just have the burger thanks