Reasons why beer is good

I'll add to this every time I'm drinking one..
  1. It's made of like 50% water so it's also healthy.
    5 cups of beer is equivalent to 1 cup of water. It's science.
  2. It makes you horny
    drink enough, and you're totally ok with any bad decision made because of said hornyness.
  3. It has bubbles
    Which is fun