Things I should be doing but am definitely not doing
The anxiety of one more day passing without doing what you tell yourself to do every goddam day
- •ExerciseThat little voice in my head has been ignored all year and my ass is paying for it.
- •Pay my credit card bill on timeBut it's so much more interesting to wait until they add on a bunch of extra charges!
- •Drink more waterBut I rather drink beer and save the water for people around the world who don't have any.
- •Stop smoking so much weedI guess I just forgot..
- •Seriously think about my relationship status... or wait another month
- •Get a hair cutCause I look like Yoko. And not in a good way.