If ever you encounter me this angry 😡 just pray to all that you hold dear that you will be spared my wrath. Better yet, flee.
  1. Liars
    This is a deal breaker. Not to spare my feelings, not ever. Don't lie to me. I will end friendships over this.
  2. Hypocrites
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  3. Bigots
  4. Evangelicals of any faith tradition.
    What I believe is private, which means it's none of your goddamned business. It is absolutely inappropriate for you to make it your mission to 'make me' believe as you do. Not singling out Christians or the Mormon kids who knock on my door. Chabbad can step off too.
  5. Zealots
  6. Bullies
  7. The absence of decadently hot water flowing robustly from the tap
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    FEAR. FOR. YOUR. LIFE.