Lifetime Resolutions, Ranked

SELECT resolutions, from my 39 New Years, ranked from least likely to keep to most likely
  1. 39 - Lose weight and keep it off
  2. 38 - Use journal I bought (beyond ~January 7)
  3. 37 - Get a girlfriend
    I'm married now, so however unlikely at the time, it worked out I guess
  4. 25 (Tie) - Write Novel
  5. 25 (Tie) - Write Memoir
  6. 25 (Tie) - Write Biography of someone who has written a Novel or Memoir
  7. 20 - Become comfortable not losing weight
  8. 7 - Eat 10% less fast food than the year before, for AT LEAST January
  9. 5 - Build the best Lego Castle ever
  10. 2 - Learn to walk
  11. 1 - Watch more of the Twilight Zone Marathon than I did last year