THINGS I NEVER DID WHEN I WAS PREGNANT THAT TV COMMERCIALS THINK I SHOULD HAVE DONE

  1. Cradled my belly with one arm wrapped on top of the bump and one arm wrapped around the bottom.
    My arms are not that long nor do they stretch like a superhero. If I had to hold the bottom of my belly it was to walk without feeling like I'd topple forward.
  2. Sit in a field of daisies
    Really? Why? I start to sneeze just thinking about it.
  3. Yoga
    I don't do yoga when I am not pregnant. Why would I do it when I am?
  4. Gaze lovingly at an empty crib in the nursery
    No. Just, no.