THINGS I NEVER DID WHEN I WAS PREGNANT THAT TV COMMERCIALS THINK I SHOULD HAVE DONE
- •Cradled my belly with one arm wrapped on top of the bump and one arm wrapped around the bottom.My arms are not that long nor do they stretch like a superhero. If I had to hold the bottom of my belly it was to walk without feeling like I'd topple forward.
- •Sit in a field of daisiesReally? Why? I start to sneeze just thinking about it.
- •YogaI don't do yoga when I am not pregnant. Why would I do it when I am?
- •Gaze lovingly at an empty crib in the nurseryNo. Just, no.