You know you are a varsity parent when:

This is my 2017 edition, to date
  1. Your heart stops when one of your kids starts a conversation with another adult like this: "My mommy says..."
  2. You have been woken up at 2am by a child on the top bunk, calling to you from their room down the hall, because her Paw Patrol puppy fell on the floor and she is too lazy to get it herself
  3. You try to catch your child's puke in your hands