Awkward snippets of overheard conversations.
- •She said she loves him, that's why she only cheats on weekends.Um...
- •Wal-Mart's having a sale on bejeweled flip flops.Yay!
- •This chicken nugget tastes like processed ass.
- •I wish I could go back in time and be an alcoholic.Chug, chug, chug.
- •Impetigo isn't an STD.