Awkward snippets of overheard conversations.

  1. She said she loves him, that's why she only cheats on weekends.
    Um...
  2. Wal-Mart's having a sale on bejeweled flip flops.
    Yay!
  3. This chicken nugget tastes like processed ass.
  4. I wish I could go back in time and be an alcoholic.
    Chug, chug, chug.
  5. Impetigo isn't an STD.