5 reasons I don't date

  1. Disney has given me unrealistic standards and expectations.
  2. It's really hard to meet people when you never leave the house.
  3. And even harder when the only time you do leave the house you're with your family.
  4. And it's even harder than that when you have social anxiety and can't even say hi without messing up.
    And I'm so oblivious that I don't notice when someone's flirting.
  5. Someone like Sebastian Stan exists making my already astronomical standards and expectations even higher.
    It's not my fault he's like a real life Disney prince.