His adorable exterior hides a little shit
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    He's not ever this sweet.
  2. Static
    He knows he's not supposed to be in that chair. He did it anyway just to spite me.
  3. Static
    He wanted mom to feed him. He always wants mom to feed him.
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    He slobbered on my pillows. He had just watched my change the pillow cases. He loves to torment me.
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    He weighs over 70 lbs. His head alone weighs at least 10. I couldn't breathe.
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    My dad had food. He wanted food.
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    This was right before he wiggled out of his collar and tried to run away.