IF YOU SAY ANY OF THESE THINGS, PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU.
- •"My haters"I am certainly one of your haters.
- •Please donate to my gofundme/Kickstarter.Please get a job.
- •I run a business from my phone.Sounds like you need to learn how to run a business.
- •I'd like to speak to a manager.You're a bad customer.
- •I don't even have [insert any social media app] on my phone.Let me guess, you don't even own a tv either.
- •Back in [home state], ______ was so much better/easier/more fun.I bet they miss you there. You should go back!