1. People who bring their own bags to the grocery store always look like they're waiting for applause.
  2. Texting 'LOL' is probably the most widespread lie of the 21st century.
  3. You know you're getting older when 'Happy Hour' is a nap.
  4. People who use the preface, "I hate to say it, but..." really actually love saying it - whatever 'it' may be.