- •There should be a store for women in their 50’s who try to dress like their children called "Forever Inappropriate"
- •It would be great if there was a volume setting on my TV called "Eating Tortilla Chips"
- •Let's be real... it should actually be called "Teeth Paste"
- •Someone should really make shitty-music-cancelling headphones
- •People seated in the emergency row of airplanes should have to wear action onesies so that we know they actually mean business.
- •I'd love to be able google where my Apple TV remote has disappeared to.ex: "it's under your favorite throw pillow.... fool"
- •Isn't it about time we ban bumperstickers... which are really just a great way to let people know that you're a moron.
- •Someone should really open a gym called 'Resolutions' in January. It houses exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, and then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.