1. There should be a store for women in their 50’s who try to dress like their children called "Forever Inappropriate"
  2. It would be great if there was a volume setting on my TV called "Eating Tortilla Chips"
  3. Let's be real... it should actually be called "Teeth Paste"
  4. Someone should really make shitty-music-cancelling headphones
  5. People seated in the emergency row of airplanes should have to wear action onesies so that we know they actually mean business.
  6. I'd love to be able google where my Apple TV remote has disappeared to.
    ex: "it's under your favorite throw pillow.... fool"
  7. Isn't it about time we ban bumperstickers... which are really just a great way to let people know that you're a moron.
  8. Someone should really open a gym called 'Resolutions' in January. It houses exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, and then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.
  9. Facial Shazam
    Shazam app - but for facial recognition ... especially in that awkward moment when you're about to have to introduce people, and you've forgotten one of the individual's names.