RECIPE FOR A HAPPY THANKSGIVING

20 something edition
  1. 1.
    Start with a base stock of staying in the city
    I'll be home for Christmas, mom
  2. 2.
    Add one cup of chilly weather, thoroughly mixed with a warm blanket
    Combine these two while staying on the couch
  3. 3.
    Slowly stir in a wonderful girlfriend
    Be sure not to leave the couch
  4. 4.
    To complete the couch element, watch Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  5. 5.
    Add 1 cup coffee + 1 tbsp peppermint kahlua
  6. 6.
    Finish with a large pumpkin pie
    2 forks, no ragrets