Inspired by @aus10
  1. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
    Curse the grackles that set up outside my window at 5:30 every morning
  2. When you walk into a bar what do you typically order?
    Vodka soda w Rosa's lime
  3. What is one word you are guilty of using too often?
  4. What is the last thing you searched on Google?
    How to poach an egg. I forgot how many minutes they needed but it was worth it cuz-
  5. What is the wallpaper on your phone or computer?
    A reminder. Not that it works haha
  6. Who is the last person you called or texted?
    My girlfriend. We're on FaceTime watching Netflix together and she texted me some mushy stuff outside of that. We're disgusting.
  7. What is the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
    On the last day of school my principal awkwardly said "don't get too sad!" But like as she was saying these heartfelt goodbyes to other teachers and I know she doesn't like me so I just said haha I won't, and bolted out of the front office. Bye ✌️
  8. What is your tv guilty pleasure?
    16 and Pregnant. I know how bad it is.
  9. What was the first cd you bought?
    Uhhhh I think Now 3, but it might have been a gift.
  10. What music are you currently listening to?
    I've been listening to the "Songs For When You're Feelin Yourself" playlist on Spotify a lot. Really into the Shamir song.
  11. What food can you not resist?
    Olives. No self control around olives.
  12. What movie makes you laugh the most?
    Probably Baby Momma, but anything Tina Fey I am down for.
  13. What toppings do you like on pizza?
    Mushrooms, black olives, spinach
  14. What was your first online screen name?
  15. What's your favorite emoji?
    I don't think there's one single emoji I use more than others, but 🙌🙌 is a good one.
  16. Bacon or Nutella?
    Neither, I'm a vegetarian and don't like Nutella. 🙃
  17. Britney or Christina?
    Britney, but I am mostly ambivalent
  18. Nsync or BSB?
    Nsync, but when these artists were popular and these debates were real I wasn't allowed to listen to pop music (strict parents) so when these questions come up I always just kind of pick one...
  19. Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
    Just Netflix. All the Netflix. Too much Netflix.
  20. Finally, tell us a secret.
    I just upgraded my phone, and it was like -70% so I would have a front facing camera that works. #vanity