Halloween in public school
  1. Candy has been outlawed
    I'm giving grapes to a bunch of first graders tomorrow. If they mutiny I won't even blame them.
  2. Costumes have been outlawed
    Like no masks, I get. But let lil babies wear tutus on Halloween!
  3. Class parties have been outlawed
    Would hate to waste time that could be spent testing.
  4. No fun. Only tests.