SCHOOL IS A FUN SUCKER
Halloween in public school
- •Candy has been outlawedI'm giving grapes to a bunch of first graders tomorrow. If they mutiny I won't even blame them.
- •Costumes have been outlawedLike no masks, I get. But let lil babies wear tutus on Halloween!
- •Class parties have been outlawedWould hate to waste time that could be spent testing.
- •No fun. Only tests.