THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY ON NOVEMBER 1ST

Just give it one goddamn minute please
  1. Christmas decorations in stores
    I went to Target- ON HALLOWEEN- and they had cleared out the Halloween area and already had a giant Christmas set up.
  2. Questions about Christmas plans
    Had another person ask me what my Christmas morning traditions were today. The first work day in November. THERES A WHOLE MONTH AND ADDITIONAL HOLIDAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS
  3. Christmas specials on tv
    Just saw an ad for the Christmas Chopped episode. Wtf.
  4. Kids singing Christmas carols
    You haven't even finished all your Halloween candy, come on.