Happy (Halloween) Horoscopes!
- •Aries (March 21-April 20): For Halloween you will find yourself stuck on a trip to “Halloween Town” from “The Nightmare Before Christmas." You arrive and find yourself at the gate. They slowly open and light shines through, an intensely bright light all around you. You can't see anything. Then you wake up.
- •Taurus (April 21-May 21): You wake up in a field of green. Sitting up, you take in the scent of evergreen. Leaning towards the beautiful water, a hand reaches out pulling you in. Running out of oxygen, you begin to freak out. The hand appears to be dead and zombie-like. Screaming underwater you try to get it off of you...Happy Halloween.
- •Gemini (May 22-June 21): You put on your Harley Quinn costume and begin to apply make-up & spray half your hair red. Your friends agreed to meet at your house to go trick-or-treating, but it's 7:00, and they are late. You get nervous. 7:15 & you begin to panic hoping they didn't forget. You call but no one answers & you realize they aren't coming.
- •Cancer (June 22-July 22): This is it, the night you will conquer a full night at Knott’s Scary Farm. Your friend and yourself arrive at the park & walk into the fog filled walkway. You turn to find a zombie in your face.
- •Leo (July 23-August 22): You will have a stupendous Halloween this year, lots and lots of candy await your future. Everyone will compliment your costume, but your one crush won't really say anything. You decide not to confront and carry on with your night, who knows what might happen next. Happy trick-or-treating.
- •Virgo (August 23-Sept. 22): You will spend months on your costume, Halloween is your favorite holiday, when the day arrives your costume tears down the side and you are devastated having to use your old costume you saved from last year. What a bummer.
- •Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This Halloween you collect so much candy you filled out not one but TWO pillow cases. Your friends are jealous, and you tease them about it. Later on that night after eating lots and lots of candy, you get a stomachache and receive the 24 hour flu. Karma bites you in the butt. Life lessons kids.
- •Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You don't know what you are going to do for Halloween this year. Days pass until it's two days before the scary but candy filled day, and you decide to just skip Halloween this year. Your friends tell you all about their adventures, and you feel left out. "I'll be more prepared next year for sure," you think.
- •Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will dream of ponies, unicorns, and dragons the night before Halloween. Because of this spectacular dream, you sleep walk into your parents' room and grab the sewing box. You wake up in a mess of ribbon, fabric, and scissors. You look to your left and find a sparkly unicorn onesie. Wonder how that got there.
- •Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You aren't a huge Halloween fan, and because this is October all I can tell you for your horoscope is that you are REALLY missing out buddy.
- •Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Just for fun you decide to be Santa Claus for Halloween. You grab some pixie dust and put some on your sled allowing it to fly. You float above all the other dressed up kids. But suddenly the real Santa Claus from the North Pole arrives and calls you an imposter. You get on the naughty list...oh dear.
- •Pieces (Feb. 19-March 20): You and your friends decide to be the Powerpuff Girls this Halloween and receive a potion in the mail. All three of you are nervous to drink it, but after five minutes nothing happens. Then, passing the mirror, you shriek. The potion turned you into the true Powerpuff Girls! What a lucky day this turned out to be!