MY HUSBAND ANNOYS ME WHEN..,
So many more reasons could be added to this list. But I still love him dearly!
- •He puts his finger in his ear and shakes it. Ew!
- •Refuses to put his shoes away and then complains that he can't find them (because I've put them in his closet).
- •Stacks the dishes in the sink but never actually washes them.
- •Puts too much garlic in the food (every time he cooks dinner)!
- •Mows the lawn without a shirt.
- •Wears dress socks with tennis shoes.
- •Comes to bed after me and turns on the light to read.
- •Comes to bed after me and turns on the TV to watch Conan.
- •Yells at the TV when watching the Cards play baseball.
- •Insists we buy baseball tickets from scalpers instead of buying them online, ahead of time.
- •Cuts into traffic with absolutely no concern for the man yelling from the car behind us.
- •Forgets someone's name and so he introduces me to them and then walks away leaving me to figure it out.
- •Throws me the football when I'm not expecting it. And then laughs that I can't catch. (I can catch!!!!)
- •Clips his finger and toenails into the toilet and doesn't flush. Ew again!