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  1. If you talk to them like an idiot, they'll treat you like their equal.
  2. I don't practice what I preach because I am not the type of guy I am preaching to. . .
  3. The only constant is change so take good care of your wardrobe and your senses.
  4. When all else fails, end your presentation with, "that's about the size of it".
  5. Remember when David Allen Coe said' "My wife left for my best friend and I miss him".
  6. I am divine. I am positive. I feel connected to the light.
  7. That's about the size of it. . .