REASONS I'M ALWAYS LATE

  1. Anxiety
  2. My stomach
  3. My hair
  4. Obsessively brushing my teeth
  5. My roommate is in the bathroom
  6. My roommate is anywhere outside of their room and I don't want to interact with them
  7. Marijuana
  8. "One more episode"
  9. "One more chapter"
  10. Masturbation
  11. I don't care / don't want to go