RANDOM THOUGHTS DURING TONIGHT'S AHS: HOTEL 10/14/15
Ryan Murphy--why pick one movie to pay homage to when you you chose to mimic 30 or 40 of them instead! Another season of American Horror Story
- •Mare WinninghamHighly underrated. Hope she gets to do more than just speak in a plummy accent. (And it still irks me she never got to guest on Parks & Rec--how I wanted a reunion with Rob Lowe-Billy & Wendy 4Eva)
- •Over 90 minutes again?My God, Ryan Murphy, there's nothing wrong with keeping it an hour.
- •The career resurgence of Wes BentleyGood for him. I once had such a huge crush on him that I bought that gold rush movie he was in from a bargain bin. Shame on me.
- •They don't seem to have enough electricity to put the lights above dim setting, but there's enough juice in outlets to power Sarah Paulson's crimper
- •MusicBryan Ferry and Roxy Music---when will Cocteau Twins make an appearance?
- •Matt Bomer wears the hell out of pants.
- •Why is Holden sound British? Was he raised by Madonna?
- •Blonde children annoy me
- •Kendall Jenner & Coachella-what trendy references!!
- •It should be illegal to hurt the feelings of Matt Bomer's cheekbones.
- •An hour and 20 minutes in before we unload an assload of exposition....
- •You just know be day he's going to set one of these shows at a summer camp.