THINGS I DO WHEN I SHOULD BE WRITING

  1. Watch TV
  2. Take my dog for a walk
  3. Sleep
  4. Eat
  5. Fall asleep while eating
  6. Watch movies
  7. Call my parents
  8. Call everyone in my phone until someone answers
  9. Go to a friends house
  10. Stalk random people on Facebook
  11. Stalk random people on Instagram
  12. Go on Pinterest
    To find "inspiration"
  13. Color
  14. Stare at the computer
  15. Doodle on a notepad
  16. Pick my toenails
  17. Pick my fibgwrnails
  18. Attempt to teach my dog tricks
  19. Sleep