CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

This might get nasty..
  1. Some homeless man on the subway called me a whore
  2. For the last time, YES I'M WEARING PANTS
  3. Talk Karl Marx to me
  4. I can't believe I'm listening to Shania Twain
  5. Listen up skank I make the rules around here
  6. Bomb af
  7. Daddy?
  8. Looking for an A in the sheets with a B in the bank
  9. A go getter who loves to be on top