POINTLESS THINGS THAT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS

  1. Car alarms
    Seriously, when is the last time you heard a car alarm and thought anything other than "ughhh, I wonder what idiot accidentally set off the car alarm this time"?
  2. Watches
    Can you remember the last time you weren't within 10 feet of a TV, microwave, coffee pot, clock, or your phone? Me neither.