CATCH PHRASES I CAME UP WITH THAT NEVER TOOK OFF

And a short description why they never made it mainstream
  1. That's a lot of milk.
    Heavily relied on a large amount of milk to be present.
  2. That fart smelled like a hospital.
    Not every fart smells the same
  3. You can't clown me.
    It was the fresh phrase from a short lived gimmick of WWE superstar Clown Cena.
  4. Calvinidge!!!
    Combing the name of President Calvin Coolidge. The meaning of "calvinidge" was: the process of something so cool it's now uncool.