5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. Anne Frank
  2. Some guy who looks like my Uncle Howie
  3. Me, my friend Jed and our friend Allison's little one, Walter
  4. Kayakers on the Hudson
  5. One of the only freestanding mansions left on Riverside Drive
  6. Two subway thugs whose father is the Ultimate Jed. And who gets extra points for having my middle name.