1. That corn chippy smell
  2. Always supportive of having just one more cookie
  3. The full body bark
  4. As expert nappers, they are always willing to teach others their craft
  5. Wrinkles for days
  6. Can be carried like a very heavy football
  7. Ears made of the softest material known to man or beast
  8. Unwavering support and commitment...unless it isn't something they want to do
  9. A cost savings alternative to a hot water bottle.
  10. Magical powers - able to bend the laws of physics by making their mass 10000 times greater when they want to stop and sniff something smelly.