1. At one point during the mid 80s I was the fastest 9/10 year old swimmer in the state of Indiana
  2. For the sixth grade talent show my friends and I choreographed a dance to Depeche Mode's "Master & Servant"
    We did not fully appreciate how inappropriate this song choice was—and apparently neither did anyone on the faculty.
  3. @grapefriend and I appeared on season 1 of American Idol
    As commentators NOT singers!
  4. I once broke my foot watching an Indianapolis Colts football game by leaping up off my couch.
    I had to have surgery to put two pins in said foot. As they are still there, it is the loss that lives with me forever.
  5. I used to live in Jay-Z's old apartment at 560 State Street