I WENT TO THE MOVIE AWARDS AND...

  1. My love for Amy Schumer grew bigger.
  2. @Ders808 was on stage a bunch
  3. I learned that Shailene Woodley can make me misty IRL and not just in movies.
  4. Also her legs are really fucking long
  5. Kevin Hart's fiancée didn't seem into anything
  6. My Miles Teller crush is big and feels mildly inappropriate.
  7. Apparently I like a Fall Out Boy song
  8. I got to tell Spencer Grammer how much I miss Greek every day.
  9. J Lo in real life is like magic