LITTLE THINGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY EATING AWAY AT MY SANITY

  1. The number of people at my current job who do not use the Oxford comma
  2. The heathens of this world who don't change the toilet paper roll after using the final square
  3. How much I miss sugar
    It's been almost six weeks. And that includes fruit.
  4. That I will never, ever catch up on my stack of New Yorkers
  5. The rampant misuse of apostrophes, in particular when someone is attempting to make a word plural
  6. The level at which I'm emotionally invested in my favorite sports teams
    For the record that would be the Indianapolis Colts, Duke Blue Devils, & Butler Bulldogs