Obligatory Mad Men list.
  1. "Men don't take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate."
  2. "That's life. One minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary's running you over with a lawn mower."
  3. "It's a very brave person that does something anonymously."
  4. "I want to burn this place down."
  5. "Peggy, this isn't China. There's no money in virginity."
  6. "I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem."
  7. "That sandwich is making me sad."
  8. "You've crossed over from lubricated to morose."
  9. "Well, I learned a long time ago not to get all my satisfaction from this job."