Dumb Fears I Have

  1. Peeing in a silent bathroom
    What if someone outside here's me? *Gets too nervous to pee*
  2. Ordering food
    Interacting with people is the worst
  3. The self check out line
    The machine keeps telling at me to be better
  4. Fallen hair
    Those clumps of hair rolling about the apartment are too spooky for me
  5. Commitment
    Jk ain't nobody trying to commit to this