REASONS CAROLINE IS WAY BETTER THAN I AM
Because it's your birthday, and I have to be nice.
- •She is a senior staff writerI am only a staff writer
- •She has 20 years of life experience and wisdomI only have 19
- •She can fly and dance at the same timeI can do neither
- •Chad's power in international affairs is LEGENDARYAustralia is protectionist, in comparison
- •She has had the grace of receiving Cornelia Dean's edits on an articleOne time Cory called me out for spelling an author's name wrong
- •She planned to make my family a book about VermontI mooched a ride to school off of her family
- •She has watched the West Wing multiple timesI have only watched it once
- •She is a wonderful, bright, talented, witty, friendly human beingI wish I could be more like her
- •HAPPY BIRTHDAY CJ!!!🎉🎉🎉May your year be full of wonder and excitement!