Things I Am Deathly Afraid Of

  1. Running out of the iTunes cards that I have been using to pay for my Apple Music Subscripion
  2. Dying before we can find out who REALLY shot John F. Kennedy
  3. Seeing myself disappear from the family photo I carry around in my pocket
  4. My own appendix
  5. Steven Speilberg's "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"
  6. Being attacked by any kind of birds in a flock
  7. Getting called up on stage during a concert to sing and not knowing the words to the song they're singing
  8. Doing my own laundry
  9. The uniformed police officers who always stand behind me in line at Panera
  10. Haunted Nintendo 64 games
  11. The 6th and 7th days of the 12 days of Christmas
  12. The hidden track on Nirvana's "Nevermind" album
  13. Being put in charge of small children
  14. Any kind of responsibility at all
  15. The uncertainty of what comes after death
  16. Being unsatisfied with my life
  17. Living past 30
  18. Ghosts, but only the kinds that AREN'T friendly