133rd List Extravaganza, Continued

(I didn't know you could only go to 99!!! I found out mid-bit. I am ashamed. But let's finish the damn thing!)
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    Whether it's "God this is dumb"
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    Or "The pink really pops"
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    Or "Maybe should not have dressed in some kind of long sleeve all back jumper?"
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    I can at least say that I'll always learn something
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    So my first 133 lists are filed away
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    A museum of dumb things and nice things
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    I just deleted an insane tangent where I tried to jokingly defend calling my old lists "art"
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    But even the joke was pretentious
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    How do I wrap up?
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    Facts about me you may not know?
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    My first crush was named Katie Maxson
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    She was my girlfriend
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    I whispered a joke to her in 2nd grade only to find her eardrum had ruptured
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    I have been to Cooperstown, NY 50 times
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    I had a piece of Chevy Chase's Christmas Toilet Paper featuring Santas in my childhood bedroom
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    Think I still have it?
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    I was told it came from my dad's friend at work
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    And I never questioned how he got it?
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    My dad's company isn't a celebrity bathroom renovation service
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    Either way, put it right next to the Game Used Gatorade Cup I once retrieved from a Phillies game
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    My mom tossed the cup away and I cried
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    Cried!
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    I was the dumbest idiot
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    But I'm prideful for digital media
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    Things in the Internet era are rarely rossed
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    Some of my lists are dumb dirty cups
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    They're in my profile
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    I miss that cup
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    Thank you all
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    Sincerely
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    For being legendarily creative
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    And for counting me as one of your own
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    Hope to create with you all in person or via the web
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    Bring me my dirty cup back, God