Bad Ways to Start a Rejection Text
- •"I know this sucks to hear..."What? What sucks to hear? What's coming next?? I'm so ensconced in mystery!
- •"I did have a lot of fun..."Ok, great! That sounds like the ideal outcome of an evening.
- •"Sorry, just saw this.""Just finished a very successful cataract surgery. This text is the first thing I've ever seen! Also, we shouldn't date."
- •"Ahhhhh""I'm undecided about how to do this, so here's an anguished Frankenstein cry."
- •(Radio Silence)A nightmare wrapped in a daydream