Best Things to Do at a Starbucks, Ranked

Sorry guys I only do Starbucks humor now
  1. 1.
    Conference Calls
  2. 2.
    Write pages 3-8 of a bad screenplay
  3. 3.
    Order a Venti Horse repeatedly and just see what they say
  4. 4.
    Spill Sugar
  5. 5.
    Spill Skim Milk
  6. 6.
    Put your hand in nondescript goop
  7. 7.
    Marvel at the mystical and useless Big Ass Straw
  8. 8.
    Censor the logo
  9. 9.
    Go across the street and catch a fish
  10. 10.
    Sin
  11. 11.
    Drink Coffee