Blunders in Hillary Clinton's Announcement

  1. She shouldn't have opened with "I'm the big dog now, woof woof"
  2. Not enough brand loyalty- needed to reach out and embrace brands. Should have hugged a Wendy's bag?
  3. Was confused when she dipped a tobacco wad midway through and screamed "don't tell Bill"- this was not a live stream, we didn't need to see this
  4. Invented too many new proverbs
  5. Didn't need to list off all the Gang signs she could do
  6. Why was she wearing a Larry Bird jersey?
  7. Ken Jennings cameo was offputting
  8. Guy building bomb in background? Seemed important, should've been in foreground
  9. Did announcement from throne in burning down castle