Blunders in Hillary Clinton's Announcement
- •She shouldn't have opened with "I'm the big dog now, woof woof"
- •Not enough brand loyalty- needed to reach out and embrace brands. Should have hugged a Wendy's bag?
- •Was confused when she dipped a tobacco wad midway through and screamed "don't tell Bill"- this was not a live stream, we didn't need to see this
- •Invented too many new proverbs
- •Didn't need to list off all the Gang signs she could do
- •Why was she wearing a Larry Bird jersey?
- •Ken Jennings cameo was offputting
- •Guy building bomb in background? Seemed important, should've been in foreground
- •Did announcement from throne in burning down castle