Candy Flavors Superior to the Actual Fruits

  1. Watermelon
    Watermelon candy is sour nectar of the gods! Not sure who poised this flavor because real watermelon is sweet wet mush.
  2. Green Apple
    Pretty similar to the real taste of a Granny Smith, except with the consistency of a smooth candy instead of a wet legal pad.
  3. Blue Raspberry
    Damn right! Pollute my mouth with blue goo! I'll eat 100 mystery lollipops before I eat one red fart noise personified.
  4. Black Cherry
    Warheads especially! God that sour powder is power. A real black cherry has a rock in it by design.
  5. Pink Starburst
    Not sure what this is supposed to be but it's got my vote!