Candy Flavors Superior to the Actual Fruits
- •WatermelonWatermelon candy is sour nectar of the gods! Not sure who poised this flavor because real watermelon is sweet wet mush.
- •Green ApplePretty similar to the real taste of a Granny Smith, except with the consistency of a smooth candy instead of a wet legal pad.
- •Blue RaspberryDamn right! Pollute my mouth with blue goo! I'll eat 100 mystery lollipops before I eat one red fart noise personified.
- •Black CherryWarheads especially! God that sour powder is power. A real black cherry has a rock in it by design.
- •Pink StarburstNot sure what this is supposed to be but it's got my vote!