1. Will I miss summer?
  2. No
  3. The season's featured activities are all outweighed by its hotness
  4. The summer is so hot that it's too hot to simply SIT through its most fun activities
  5. It's hard to sit at a baseball game
  6. It's fucking impossible to sit at a beach
  7. And the goal of a beach? It's just to sit!
  8. Take a hike? I'd rather do it in the fall!
  9. How you saps eat pizza during this Fire Season is beyond me
  10. HAGS
  11. I already H a BS
  12. Let's go fall.