Drafts That Have Still Yet to Be Published-- Will Pub by Request!

Loving these lists. WOW I have some trash in my drafts, many of them blank. I'll write 'em if you ask.
  1. BEST SHAKE SHACK COMMEMORATIVE WEEKLY CUSTARD FLAVORS
  2. RULES FOR WRITING A TV SHOW FEATURING THE PRESIDENT
  3. THE SEVEN THINGS EVERYBODY LEARNS ON BIRTHRIGHT IF THEY ARE KIDNAPPED AND SOLD INTO THE ISRAELI ARMY
  4. SONG LYRICS THAT DRAW COMPARISON BETWEEN A BUTT AND GROCERIES
  5. DRIVING DOWN I-95 FROM BOSTON TO NY IN A MASSIVE SNOWSTORM- AMA!
  6. GREAT USES OF INTERNET SHORTHAND IN SONG TITLES
  7. TIMES I HAVE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE THINGS
  8. FAKE COLLEGE NEWSPAPERS
  9. 10 PLACES YOU HAVE TO VISIT BEFORE YOU DIE
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    Come on, Drunk Adam.
  11. LISTS IN MY DRAFTS FOLDER