Guaranteed Ways to Make Yourself Nauseous if You're Me

These will work!
  1. Spinning around in a chair!
  2. Taking a big sniff of expired pulp used to make organic paper!
    A teacher made me do this for some reason in 7th grade even though I said I would puke and I puked!
  3. Closing your eyes on a tilt a whirl!
  4. Running after Piña Coladas!
  5. Eating a root beer float in hot-as-fuck New Orleans!
    8th grade, still can't eat root beer floats
  6. Eating a sausage and peppers from a Pawtucket Red Sox game and then playing three hours of beer pong!
  7. Watching your favorite baseball team give up three runs when up by five!
  8. Reading the comments on a Fox News article while dangling upside down from a ceiling fan!