Guaranteed Ways to Make Yourself Nauseous if You're Me
These will work!
- •Spinning around in a chair!
- •Taking a big sniff of expired pulp used to make organic paper!A teacher made me do this for some reason in 7th grade even though I said I would puke and I puked!
- •Closing your eyes on a tilt a whirl!
- •Running after Piña Coladas!
- •Eating a root beer float in hot-as-fuck New Orleans!8th grade, still can't eat root beer floats
- •Eating a sausage and peppers from a Pawtucket Red Sox game and then playing three hours of beer pong!
- •Watching your favorite baseball team give up three runs when up by five!
- •Reading the comments on a Fox News article while dangling upside down from a ceiling fan!