1. Ginny Weasley
    Just like everyone else's younger sibling you follow, entirely inspirational quotes and stock photos of summer days and latte straws.
  2. Nearly-Headless Nick
    I am not looking at that. I am not following. I'm sorry if this is prejudiced, but those selfies are not OK.
  3. Dumbledore
    Sorry, but it would be like emails from a principal. All promo posters for charity food drives. No experiences.
  4. Cedric Diggory
    "Come on out and support Huflepuff Quidditch! Your support means everything to us. 7:00, the only Quidditch pitch where everyone is. See you there!"
  5. Gilderoy Lockhart
    Bleughhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh good god
  6. Viktor Krum
    Hermione would be regretting the follow right away; beer steins, sweaty pub nonsense. She probably doesn't even get a follow back, and unfollows after too many Bible verses.
  7. Arthur Weasley
    Quintessential Dadstagram
  8. Colin Creevey
    Every five fucking seconds with this kid.