I Just Found My Clear Childhood Retainer in My Adult Apartment. Should I:
- •Wear it for one night to see if there's still chemistry?
- •Call an orthodontist to ask for a re-fitting, and then call some bullies to come beat me up?
- •Tape it to a bobblehead?
- •Try to make teeth-shaped Jell-O shots?
- •Wear only the top half so I end up with some kind of freak show horse mouth?
- •Taunt it with a couple caramel apples?