I Just Found My Clear Childhood Retainer in My Adult Apartment. Should I:

  1. Wear it for one night to see if there's still chemistry?
  2. Call an orthodontist to ask for a re-fitting, and then call some bullies to come beat me up?
  3. Tape it to a bobblehead?
  4. Try to make teeth-shaped Jell-O shots?
  5. Wear only the top half so I end up with some kind of freak show horse mouth?
  6. Taunt it with a couple caramel apples?