I'm Going to Baltimore for Work Today. I'm Not Going to Visit Leakin Park.

  1. No I'm not.
  2. That's terrifying. Why would I visit Leakin Park?
  3. Any sort of touristy impulse surrounding this real-life crime cesspool is bad.
  4. Right? It's bad?
  5. Yes, Adam, it's horrible.
  6. People visit parks all the time! Parks are one of many public spaces visited by people.
  7. Not this one, you idiot.
  8. I'm not going.
  9. Until tomorrow morning.
  10. Oh fuck, forgot my charger.
  11. Well, if I have to go to Best Buy anyway...